Norseman To Open On New Year's Day

In a rare triumph of football over holiday conventions, posters on MortonUnofficial report that the pre-match haven, The Norseman Bar, will open at 11am, welcoming the doubtless frozen and hungover pilgrims from across the Clyde, as well as the Greenock faithful.

Following yesterday's 2-2 shambles against Alloa, I felt it important to save any regular readers from the possibility of suicide. And what helps prevent such a tragedy better than good news like this? Nothing, that's what. Except a win in the Cup next week against Cove Rangers, followed by three consecutive league victories. That would be nice.