Jim McInally Wins Bell's Manager Of The Month

Last updated : 07 April 2005 By Nach0king
HOO AHH!
Bell's Whisky employee shares a joke with Jim McInally (out of picture.)
Jim McInally was today presented with the Manager of the Month trophy for outstanding achievement in March.

He may only have helped the 'Ton amass 10 points from a possible 15 during this time, but this modest record's prestige was augmented by the fact that everyone else was crap at the time.

McInally collected his award today following a presentation by a Bell's representative. The operative (pictured left) scotched rumours that the award was somehow cursed, with winners suffering improbable demises.

"Oh, no," said he. "No, no, no, no." And like that, he was gone.

Morton's promotion hopes remain alive after their 2-1 victory against Brechin on Saturday. Peter Weatherson, in addition to being sent off, is unaccounted for after becoming lost in the tall grass whilst trying to make his way to the dugout. The search continues.