Injury News for the Ayr United

Last updated : 11 March 2005 By Nach0king
Ayr United fans claim a stonewall penalty
Following the signing of Ryan Harding (see related article), the Honest Men (pictured) will be quaking in their tiny, tiny boots at the prospect of facing an upgraded 'Ton defensive lineup.

OK, so they probably won't, but either way, Ryan Harding is eligible for the squad tomorrow. My personal predicition is that he may start in the stead of Stewart "Greased Lightning" Grea(sed Lightning)cen.

In other news, InverclydeNow repots that Scott Bannerman has "ersed" his knee, to use a technical term, while Paul Walker is struggling to be fit to face the full 90 minutes. Craig Coyle and John Stark have both pulled a sickie, while Warren Hawke and David McGregor continue to receive grapes and Lucozade as they remain on the treatment table.

Ayr mourn the loss of Mick Dunlop, who is injured for a second consecutive week, but otherwise look to select from a full strength squad. They could put out 11 youth players (in fact, they probably will) and it wouldn't make a blind bit of difference, for we simply cannot beat Ayr United. Until tomorrow, that is. Maybe. Probably not.