Coyle signs for Arbroath

Last updated : 22 March 2005 By Nach0king
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Arbroath fans celebrate their new signing
Arbroath continue to benefit from the trickle-down of footballing wealth from Cappielow as they snapped up their third Morton signing since the New Year.

Joining Iain Diack and Marc McCulloch is the former Morton goalkeeper Craig Coyle (see related article), who agreed terms with the Gayfield club this afternoon. Arbroath fans' representative, Smoke #3 (pictured third from left), had this to say about it:

"Hssss. Huss. Husssssss."

An interpreter was on hand to tell us that #3 was pointing out that Coyle would provide ample competition for ex-Berwick shot-dropper Neil Inglis, who ritually bathes his gloves in butter before the start of each match.

Incidentally, there are other ex-'Ton players at Arbroath. If you name all of them, you win the acclaim of your peers on the messageboard.